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The guy below me was the fourth in a series of stupid reviews. This is the fifth.
RaTE 5 4 STaRVING ETHIOPIaNS LOLZ!!!
Put it on android and you can have a dollar
Because this animation made me laugh.
But I do not feel guilty for not going out and buying an iphone to buy your game.
don't sweat it chief, thanks for the hypothetical dollar, it's appreciated.
Loved it, how long did it take you to write?
Meh. The presentation was much better than the game. The retro load screen, the custom retro sprites, the pause menu, even the music all fit really well. But the game wasn't any good. There wasn't any clear objective, besides not falling down. There was no real skill involved, and no progression, just loops.
I'm sorry you felt that way. It was inspired by the popular childhood game of the same name. Due to children's imaginations, the scenario they picture while playing games is often a bit aggrandized. This game is intended to be my interpretation of what a child might imagine while hopping along furniture trying not to touch the floor :)
Pick on the delusional
How appropriate.
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