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Birthday 19 Birthday 19

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The guy below me was the fourth in a series of stupid reviews. This is the fifth.



world hunger world hunger

Rated 5 / 5 stars

RaTE 5 4 STaRVING ETHIOPIaNS LOLZ!!!



Groundcats! Groundcats!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Put it on android and you can have a dollar

Because this animation made me laugh.

But I do not feel guilty for not going out and buying an iphone to buy your game.


JohnnyUtah responds:

don't sweat it chief, thanks for the hypothetical dollar, it's appreciated.

Recent Game Reviews


Relive Your Life Relive Your Life

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loved it, how long did it take you to write?



The Floor is Lava The Floor is Lava

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Meh. The presentation was much better than the game. The retro load screen, the custom retro sprites, the pause menu, even the music all fit really well. But the game wasn't any good. There wasn't any clear objective, besides not falling down. There was no real skill involved, and no progression, just loops.


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Orandze responds:

I'm sorry you felt that way. It was inspired by the popular childhood game of the same name. Due to children's imaginations, the scenario they picture while playing games is often a bit aggrandized. This game is intended to be my interpretation of what a child might imagine while hopping along furniture trying not to touch the floor :)


Binding of Isaac DEMO Binding of Isaac DEMO

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pick on the delusional

How appropriate.